If It Ain't Skanless

By Upton O'Goode and Rev. Upton O'Goode

This is the biography of Lorenzo Laron Jones, a dishonorable gang member, career criminal, and ex-convict from Portland, Oregon. He gained local notoriety in 2009 when he was briefly mentioned in a segment of the History Channel's Gangland documentary-series. Lorenzo has been in the local news on several more occasions and is well-known by local-area law enforcement who have enjoyed Lorenzo's braggadocios assistance tremendously over the past thirty years. This true story uncovers how scandalous gang members' lives can be and outlines just exactly what type of friends you will encounter as a gang member--the good ones, the bad ones, and the ones like Lorenzo.Lorenzo is currently awaiting trial on murder charges and resides in the Multnomah County Jail where he continues to brag about crimes he's committed while he balds with breath that stinks from a lifetime of poor dental care and inadequate personal-hygiene.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1091996644
• ISBN13: 9781091996649
• Release Date: March 2019
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 202 Pages
• Weight: 0.58 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.5" x 8.5"