If I Ran the School by Bruce Lansky (2005) Paperback

By Bruce Lansky

Book Overview

If you've ever considered playing sick, had a hard time getting started on your homework, thought your teacher was on your case, or wondered how many days were left until summer vacation, this collection of funny school poems is for you. Homework Would Be Fun... If Your Teacher Assigned This Book as Required Reading -- If you've ever considered playing sick, had a hard time getting started on your homework, thought your teacher was on your case, or wondered how many days were left until summer vacation, this collection of funny school poems is for you. Bruce Lansky has written five new poems for this book and selected nineteen others from some of his favorite poets, including Kenn Nesbitt, Ted Scheu, and Robert Pottle.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0107162FI
• ISBN13: 9780439825955
• Release Date: January 2005
• Publisher: Scholastic
• Length: 32 Pages
• Weight: 0.30 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.0" x 7.0" x 9.0"

Customer Reviews

Go out and buy it!

I think you should go out and buy If I Ran the School if you are into silly poems. Every poem in this book is filled with belly aching laughter. If I like it, so will you. This book is filled with poems like, I Ripped My Pants at School Today, F's are Fabulous and I Should Have Studied as well as other silly poems. This book will make you laugh until you're in heaven. This time Bruce Lansky has really out done himself on this book.

The Most Funny Poems

If I Ran the School is all about poems and it is the most funny poems and the best poems you could read. My favorite one was My Teacher Pays Me to be Good. He wrote this book to let it be crazy. He writes a lot of books.

Filled With Laughter

If I Ran the School is filled with laughter and lots of funny things. Bruce Lansky did a very good job writing these poems. There are some funny pictures in the book that would make you giggle.

Funny Book

If I Ran the School is a funny book with lots of funny poems inside. When you read this book, you would think it is a funny book too and you will fall to the ground laughing. So, when you have time, go to the store and buy Lansky's book.

Like Rhymes?

If you like rhymes, you would like to read If I Ran the School. It has twenty-four funny school poems. The poems were selected and introduced by Bruce Lansky. So, if you like his books, you should read it. I read it and it makes you laugh so hard you cry.