If I Die Please Bring Cheesecake To My Funeral

By Donloree Hoffman

In an effort to get in shape and rid herself of the insidious muffin top, Donloree puts down the cheesecake and picks up a gym membership. Join in the crazy misadventures as she fights the battle of the bulge and barely lives to tell about it. Learn important things like: - why ski lifts come equipped with safety bars - how to navigate a day in the office after forgetting your bra - what to do when everyone else is doing the pretzel handstand - zebras can be red and cream, not just black and white - how to avoid being swam over by a hoard of men - following the rules can help you avoid concussions

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 098795511X
• ISBN13: 9780987955111
• Release Date: June 2013
• Publisher: Donloreebooks
• Length: 90 Pages
• Weight: 0.16 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 4.3" x 7.0"