If Dogs Could Talk: A Trilogy

By Miss SARAH LOUISE PRINCE

If Dogs Could Talk: The Trilogy
A Gritty, Hilarious, and Heart-Wrenching Tail from the Underdog's Side of Town

They bark, they blag, they love, they fight and they're far more honest than the humans around them.

Welcome to the backstreets of a Northern estate, where two German Shepherd siblings, Ruby and Rebel, keep their snouts to the ground and their hearts guarded. Ruby's the older one cautious, wise, and always two sniffs ahead. Rebel? Full of charm and cheek, he's loved by most but feared by those who know better.

In this three-part adult comedy trilogy, the dogs don't just talk they expose the whole neighbourhood. From loyalty and love to loneliness, loss and longing, these canines reveal what it means to survive, find your pack, and howl your truth.

Meet the gang:

Saint - a musclebound softie with a bad rep and a support group no one talks about

Barney - a Shih Tzu with mismatched eyes and hopeless romantic dreams

Skye - the pitbull police chief with icy nerves and street-smart instincts

Poppy - the auburn Springer with a nose for trouble and a tail in Pawlice training

Luna and Daisy June - the tiny Shih Tzu and her adopted miniature dachshund puppy, whose bond will break your heart and heal it all over again

Watch out for:

The Pawshank Detention Centre, run by rule-breaking old Staffies

Trolley rounds stacked with booze, bark-offs, break-ins and bold declarations of love

The shady schemes of Big Ron, the rumours on the book round, and Rashford the cat sunbathing on council rooftops like he owns the borough

Beneath the comedy lies a raw emotional honesty: this is a world where poverty bites, grief lingers, and redemption is rare but loyalty? Loyalty runs deeper than breed or blood.

Told in a rich mix of Mancunian banter, working-class grit, and soul-soaked storytelling, If Dogs Could Talk is Lady and the Tramp meets The Royle Family, with the teeth of Trainspotting and the tenderness of Paddington.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FB43RN2F
• ISBN13: 9798285572749
• Release Date: May 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 118 Pages
• Weight: 0.37 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"