Ice Cream Man: Goes Pee In The Back Of His Truck

By Brad Gosse

Ice Cream Man Goes Pee in the Back of His Truck

A children's book parody that will ruin summer for you forever.

You know that magical jingle echoing down the block, promising frosty treats and childhood delight? Well, this isn't that story. This is the twisted, rhyming expos no one wanted about the world's most questionable frozen dessert dealer-the Ice Cream Man.

"Ice Cream Man Goes Pee in the Back of His Truck" is an adult joke book disguised as a picture book, loaded with disturbing questions like:

Why does he always smell like beer?What does he watch on his phone?Where does he sleep? Pee? Poop?Why does Mom lock the door when she hears the music?

This full-color, rhyming train wreck is part children's book satire, part psychological breakdown, and 100% the novelty gift you didn't know your weirdest friend desperately needs.

Perfect for: White elephant gift exchanges that should probably come with legal disclaimersGag gifts for coworkers who stopped caring years agoAdult joke book collectors with questionable taste (and proud of it)Anyone nostalgic for the ice cream truck but now deeply suspicious of its hygiene practices

This is not a book for children. It's a satirical, absurd, and possibly disturbing look at suburban iconography through a cracked adult lens.

Rhyming. Disturbing. Utterly inappropriate.

Grab your copy today and treat someone you love-or someone you wish would stop talking at parties-to a deeply unsettling scoop of humor.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B096CS8D9Y
• ISBN13: 9798513515074
• Release Date: June 2021
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 30 Pages
• Weight: 0.21 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 8.5"