This may be the greatest book ever ghostwritten! From Ice's humble and confusing origins in either Miami, Detroit, or that other town that one kid in your class had always heard he was REALLY from, Ice's story goes from Robert Van Winkle's to riches, yep yep! Marvel at the amount of hairspray Ice takes on tour with him! Read about the origin of his hairstyle, 'THE BEAK', then read some more about how he'll just put on a hat if it isn't '100% perfect'. Last but not least, use a calculator and complicated mathematical system to try and determine how he can have 'about 400 trophies for dirtbike riding' near the start of the book, and then 'over 1000 trophies' towards the end! I burned my copy at a convention when I was 12, DON'T BE A FOOL LIKE I WAS.
WRITE THAT FUNKY BOOK WHITE BOY!!!
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 24 years ago
Aaaahhh yeah, yup yup!!! The Iceman has rocked you for years now with his funky funky beats... He also remade some of his classics as metal songs so he can scream the catchy lyrics right into your brainpan... And yeah, in between he rolled up the hootie mack and just chilled out. Well when you get this book and you'll be seein where it all came from... You'll even learn some useful info like his shoe size and favorite foods!!! Why they put this book outa print I'll never understand cuz this stuff be crucial!!! V.I.P. FOREVER!!!
Cool as Ice!
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 26 years ago
This book is one of the greatest I have ever read. Ice Man: Keep on singing cause you are doing it great!
WHAT A BOOK!!!
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 26 years ago
This book TOTALLY changed my life (for the positive). See, I used to play baketball and after I read this book I went straight to football. And the most amazing part about this book is that...oh, wait. I'm reviewing the wrong book. Nevermind.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 27 years ago
Vanilla Ice, A.K.A. the "Elvis of Rap," cold kicks it again with his new book. Kick what, you might ask? I really have no idea, but the book surely, in Ice parlance, cuts like a razor blade. Chronicling his life in the various street gangs of Miami (FL), to his successful drag-racing career, and even to his brief yet torrid affair with Madonna (or was it Tiffany?), this masterpiece is a must-read for any self-respecting, red-blooded american, whether literate or not. It really doesn't matter. The book is that good. yup yup.
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