I Think I'm Going To Harass a Pirate Until He Cries

By M. R. Bryant

When Rija Kaldah ggr finds herself kidnapped by the notorious pirate Captain Luka Cain, her only goal is to escape. But what begins as an earnest bid for freedom soon turns into an unexpected alliance; one marked by Rija's relentless weaponized pestering and Cain's growing exasperation.

As Rija annoys, charms, and ultimately wins over the fierce captain, they find themselves on a perilous quest for the fabled Phoenix Blade, a monstrous weapon of dark legend. Battling fire-wielding cultists and other pirates, Rija's irrepressible spirit becomes a beacon of light in Cain's dark world. Yet, as they navigate danger and develop an unlikely bond, both must confront their pasts, learn to trust one another, and discover what it truly means to fight for something larger than themselves.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FKGY8TFX
• ISBN13: 9798292976516
• Release Date: September 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 428 Pages
• Weight: 0.93 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.9" x 5.0" x 8.0"