I Swear I Was Not Drunk When I Wrote This (Black Edition)

By W.C. Alberts

The poet himself claimed this a masterpiece, and that's saying something because I'm the poet and I hate everything I've ever written. What's it about? God, what isn't it about. Sometimes when you're drunk and pretending not to be, and you start writing these feelings come out of you. It's like you're born with a hard, untwistable jar. Pandora's Jar... only inside is nasty pickles and relationship baggage. And the pickles rhyme like witty poems or something. And the relationship baggage is there, too, but it's quiet and disturbingly lingering in the background. Sort of like how it always is in every new relationship. I don't talk about it, you don't talk about it, it doesn't even come up in the book but now I've put it in the description and everyone's anticipating it. It's a nice book, really. It doesn't even bring up my relationship baggage, which I have.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1731210906
• ISBN13: 9781731210906
• Release Date: November 2018
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 206 Pages
• Weight: 0.68 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.0" x 9.0"