I Dreamt I Became President

By Don Keys

Don Keys gets whisked away into a bomb shelter on his first day as president, where he meets a mysterious group that claims to be the nation's true power brokers. Numerous five-star generals, a five-star moderator who prefers not to be named, and others share their insights on the economy, war, taxes, and other topics that he'll need to master. Keys learns that "pop-up wars" ensure the nation always has experienced war personnel. He's also lectured about controlling the nation's youth so that the country doesn't spiral into chaos like Mexico. He gets critical advice, such as responding to questions with answers such as, "We'll be looking into that matter," or "I'll have my so and so committee investigate circumstances that are involved in these matters." Even more importantly, he's told to always keep his desk in the Oval Office clean so that it looks like he's keeping up with his work. He's never to put his feet on his desk--or else the world would think his job is a snap. Take a hilarious and revealing look at what it means to be president in a book that could be more fact than fiction.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1496959930
• ISBN13: 9781496959935
• Release Date: January 2015
• Publisher: Authorhouse
• Length: 102 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"