I Do Not Eat Children

By Marcus Cutler

Book Overview

A smooth-talking monster gets what's coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of There's a Monster in Your Book and We Don't Eat Our Classmates.

A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground...but don't worry He would never eat a child. What do you think he is...a MONSTER? And kids are definitely not disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever, ever--oops There goes another kid....

This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime ), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 031647472X
• ISBN13: 9780316474726
• Release Date: February 2024
• Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
• Length: 40 Pages
• Weight: 0.95 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 11.1" x 8.6"
• Age Range: 4 to 8 years
• Grade Range: Preschool to Grade 3