I Could Literally Be Doing ANYTHING Else: the anti-work workbook

By Mrs. Olive DeMartini

Stuff to Do When You're Bored and Capitalism Won't Let You Rest A Darkly Funny Activity Book for the Overworked, Under-caffeinated, and Emotionally Unavailable Welcome to the ultimate survival guide for corporate drones, remote zombies, and anyone who's ever answered an email with "per my last message" while quietly disassociating. This wildly inappropriate and strangely therapeutic adult activity book is packed with 100+ pages of hilarious prompts, cynical quizzes, office-themed coloring pages, passive-aggressive crosswords, and just enough existential dread to keep things interesting. Perfect for: Killing time between meetings you don't need to be in Laughing instead of crying (or both) Gifting your burned-out coworker who "just loves quirky stuff" Pretending to work while slowly losing your grip on reality Convenient, standard size of 5.5 x 8.5 inches High-resolution prints for clear, crisp images and text Whether you're commuting, pretending to be busy on Zoom, or staring into your 3rd cup of lukewarm sadness-water (aka coffee), this book will keep your soul entertained while your body remains trapped in capitalism's open-plan hellscape. WARNING: May cause uncontrollable giggling, side-eyes from coworkers, and the urge to finally quit your job and start a farm.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F5MM8LQM
• ISBN13: 9798311148344
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 109 Pages
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.3" x 5.5"