I Can't Brain Today

By Hatty Jones

I Can't Brain Today: A Poetic Guide to Daily Struggles

Ever forgotten your password for the hundredth time? Replied "You too" when the waiter said, "Enjoy your meal"? Or sprinted to stop the microwave before it beeped like a bomb going off? If so, welcome-you've found your people.

I Can't Brain Today is a hilarious and painfully relatable collection of over 160 poems that capture the awkward, frustrating, and downright bizarre moments of everyday life. From technological betrayals (auto-correct ruining friendships) to social misfires (the dreaded handshake-fist bump confusion), this book is a poetic celebration of the small embarrassments that make us all human.

Perfect for anyone who overthinks texts, panics at self-checkout machines, or finds themselves staring blankly at a fridge they just opened, this collection offers laughter, camaraderie, and the comforting realization that we're all just trying (and often failing) to function.

Whether you're looking for a lighthearted read, a gift for your most awkward friend, or just a reason to laugh at life's little struggles, I Can't Brain Today is here to remind you: it's okay to be a little bit of a mess.

For fans of:

Humorous poetryRelatable, lighthearted readsInternet culture and modern life strugglesBooks like Milk and Vine or Hyperbole and a Half

Because sometimes, the best way to survive the chaos of daily life is to laugh about it.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DXMYPRKQ
• ISBN13: 9798227490568
• Release Date: February 2025
• Publisher: Hatty Jones
• Length: 172 Pages
• Weight: 0.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 8.5"