I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend: More Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King

By Harry Trevaldwyn

Filled with just as much laugh-out-loud humor as The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King, I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend is the poignant second novel in the Patch Simmons duology.

Days have passed since Patch and Sam had their first kiss, but somehow, Patch still doesn't officially have a boyfriend. To make matters worse, it seems everyone around him is preoccupied with romance--Flora has a new crush, Jean is acting strangely about the boy she's tutoring, and even Patch's mum has been smiling with alarming frequency at her phone. No matter, he has a plan: all Patch has to do is prove to Sam what a romantic he is, and he won't be able to help but fall in love (obviously).

Except, when Sam and Patch are placed on different teams for the town's short-film competition, it looks like there's going to be a lot more distance between them than he'd initially planned. And a lot less distance between him and Sam's best friend, Peter, who only recently confessed his undying love (okay, maybe a slight exaggeration) for Patch. It's getting harder to ignore the butterflies Patch feels whenever they spend time together, but he and Sam are perfect for each other--aren't they?

Patch basically has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge. . . keeping him.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1250366828
• ISBN13: 9781250366825
• Release Date: January 2027
• Publisher: Wednesday Books
• Length: 368 Pages
• Weight: 1.00 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.0" x 5.4" x 8.3"
• Age Range: 13 to 18 years
• Grade Range: Grade 8 to Postsecondary