I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)

By Darcy Miller

Being a teenager bites--literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink their teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.

Her past is back for blood.

My goals for senior year were simple:
Find a prom dress I don't hateSpend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even more amazing best friend Sarita)Maybe try not to flunk history class
My plans did NOT include:
Babysitting a newborn vampire--who also happens to be Max's annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy EzraFighting off my ex-boyfriend--who did I mention is immortal?And generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem
Turning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, nothing has been normal. What's worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks.

Award-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0593903161
• ISBN13: 9780593903162
• Release Date: June 2026
• Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
• Length: 352 Pages
• Weight: 0.98 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.9" x 5.5" x 8.3"
• Age Range: 14 years and up
• Grade Range: Grade 9 and higher