I Am Counting My Days (Just for Fun): Affirmations for Surviving Splendidly

By: Blackmore, Lorae

The offbeat, heartfelt, surprisingly profound affirmations you need to keep your feet on the ground and your head attached--no matter what the world throws at you.

I Am Counting My Days (but Just for Fun) is a collection of 200 quirky mantras for whatever you need help with today--some of the weirdest and most wonderful nuggets of positivity and wisdom you've never read. Examples include:

I have legs to stand on and pots to piss inI can have any mind I set my mind toI can't stop staring at the bright sideI'm not putting things off, I'm putting things on

As self-proclaimed podunk princess LoRae Blackmore (a.k.a. Lana Del Redneck) explains: "I'm affirming the shit out of stuff. I'm transcending, manifesting, all that. . . . I belong on Earth. . . . I am good. My hope is that this book will remind you that you're good too."

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1683695488
• ISBN13: 9781683695486
• Release Date: October 2026
• Publisher: Quirk Books
• Length: 176 Pages