If Creature is not a potato, what could they possibly be? Taxonomy has never been so much fun 'I am a potato', says a small, furry creature. 'Don't be ridiculous, ' says Dog. 'Do you grow underground? Do you have lots of eyes? No? Then you're not a potato.' 'Then WHAT AM I?' wails Creature. Cat comes along. 'Do you breathe air? Do you eat and poo? Do you move around? You are an animal ' But what kind of animal are they? As their identity...