How To Teach Your Wife Golf: And Live To Tell About It

By Clive Scarff

If you've read Why You Suck at Golf or Hit Down, Dammit , you already know Clive Scarff enjoys using humour to say the things golfers rarely admit-usually about themselves.

Despite the title, How to Teach Your Wife Golf is not a how-to manual, nor is it aimed at one gender over another. It's a humour book that takes aim at the well-meaning expert: the golfer who can't resist explaining things, announcing their experience, or sharing advice nobody asked for. The joke, more often than not, is on the teacher.

From pro shops and driving ranges to lessons that quietly go off the rails, this book explores the awkward, familiar moments that happen when golf instruction meets human nature. The humor is light, inclusive, and intentionally self-aware. Along the way, a few useful insights slip through-because when the pressure comes off, the message tends to land.

Written for anyone who loves golf-male or female-How to Teach Your Wife Golf makes a perfect golf gift, gag gift, or knowing nod to anyone who's ever thought, "I was just trying to help."

You'll laugh, you might recognize yourself, and you may even play better. Or at the very least, you'll think twice before explaining how long you've been playing.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GJSRJMW4
• ISBN13: 9798245466590
• Release Date: January 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 78 Pages
• Weight: 0.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.1" x 7.8"