How to Masturbate Properly

By Turbo Masturbo

Masturbation gave birth to a prophet. His name is Turbo Masturbo and he will teach you how to masturbate properly. He can come fast, any time, any place. Turbo got his superpowers by accident. It was a divine event: A higher force approached him and gave him a hundred Masturbation Commandments so he could announce them to the world. "After reading this, every man will appreciate his hands more than any vagina." - Loony, author of Sex Deaths; Is She Faking?; Sex Jokes "Turbo Masturbo says every man with hands is self-sufficient. It seems like somebody is pussy deprived." - Madame Magdalena, author of "How to Snag That Millionaire When You Are Not the Prettiest Girl in the Room"

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1312325283
• ISBN13: 9781312325289
• Release Date: July 2023
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Length: 140 Pages
• Weight: 0.24 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 4.3" x 7.0"