How to Marry Steve Jobs

By Jessica Sarah

So, you have a fancy for Steve Jobs? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

That is alright. In the grand scheme of things, in all of the wonderful wonderfulness of life itself, in all the majesty of life, one person stands out from them all-Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs is the most cute, most adorable, most fanciful CEO of Apple of them all. He is handsome, lovable, unique, and tickles the fancy of man and woman alike.

Some people may think they are an awful, ruthless CEO of Apple, but you know better. Deep down in your heart of hearts, the CEO of Apple makes you giddy inside. A horrible tyrant? No, he is darn cute.

You have probably developed a fancy, starting in your early, formative years, for the wonderful cute one who is Steve Jobs. A sociopath? A cunning creature? A monster? Nah.

Steve Jobs is your future spouse, and you're hard-pressed on making it so.

In *How to Marry Steve Jobs: A Complete Guide to Marrying the World's Most Adorable Man*, you will find a tailor-made solution to the question "How Do I Marry Such A Lovable Creature?" (A time machine may be necessary.)

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B093RLBQKB
• ISBN13: 9798746730077
• Release Date: April 2021
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 28 Pages
• Weight: 0.11 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"