HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE: A GUIDE TO SOCIAL SABOTAGE

By John Hurt

Tired of fake smiles, group chats you secretly hate, and pretending to "network"? Meet your ultimate anti-self-help guide: How to Lose Friends and Alienate People: A Guide to Social Sabotage -- the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival manual for anyone ready to ghost their social life with flair. Written in a raw, irreverent voice perfect for fans of Mark Manson ( The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck ) and Sarah Knight ( The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck ), this hilarious satire turns traditional advice on its head. Packed with savage humor, wild hypotheticals, pop culture digs, and real-world psychology, this book teaches you how to: Master the art of awkward encounters and emotional grenades Weaponize brutal honesty without breaking a sweat Sabotage small talk, friendships, and social media feeds with professional-grade precision Embrace your inner chaos and stop giving a flying f*ck about being "liked" Perfect for young adults, college students, and anyone sick of fake social norms, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People is your permission slip to burn bridges-- and laugh while you're doing it. Whether you're looking for the funniest self-help book of the year, a breakup survival guide for friendships, or just a brutally refreshing take on modern relationships, this no-BS manual is your new go-to.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F66YGF9W
• ISBN13: 9798281168656
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 111 Pages
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.3" x 6.0"