How To Know You Are Better Than Others: A Life by Comparison™ Workbook

Bys: Dr. Hans M. Mann and Christopher Fairbanks

"The Best Book On Earth!" - Oprah... will say when she reads it! How To Know You Are Better Than Others is The Self-Helpiest book ever written! We ALL want to be Better Than Others(tm)! And now we CAN! This book holds the key! A fully tested, product-approved, pier-reviewed scoring system (I reviewed it on a pier!) that takes the guesswork out of more-or-less work! When you buy this book you're investing in a Better You(tm)! What could be better than that? Literally nothing! Don't listen to the nay-sayers saying nay! Say YAY! You'll be saying YAY all DAY! This book will help you get not only the BEST seat in the house, but the BEST seat in the BEST house with the BEST people in the BEST clothes, jewelry and fragrance smells! Up till now determining one's status has been a confusing mish-mosh of input from varying sources (media, friends, family, Homeland Security). No more! We've got it all laid out for you! Tallying up one's Betterness(tm) is amongst the most gratifying activities known to personhoodkind! So get this bork and get to work! You'll feel Better In No Time(tm)! And I said "bork" on purpose! Why? Because it made you think I'd made a mistake, but I hadn't! You were wrong, and that made me Better than you! See how FUN being BETTER can BE?! Whoo-hoo!! Now some may say this book is just comedy, satire, condescending humor, self-serving snark, bombastic sarcasm or even a simple-minded yet comprehensive indictment of everything that's wrong with our culture, society, nation and planet. But we say HA! We find that FUNNY! Our motives are PURE! SO freakin' pure!! As pure as the drivel snow!! So read this book and Tally, Ho! (Reading this book may improve your sex, sexuality, or sexual experience. Or it may not. Who's to say? And I meant to say drivel! Whoo-hoo! I'm Better again!!)

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0CNY5GLLV
• ISBN13: 9798866572731
• Release Date: November 2023
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 81 Pages
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.2" x 8.5"