How to Kill a Time Traveler

By Nia Alden

So, you've decided to kill a time traveler.
Brave choice. Stupid, maybe-but brave.

Inside these pages you'll find the only guide bold enough (or foolish enough) to outline the impossible: how to outwit someone who already knows what you'll do, how to trap someone who's already seen the trap, and how to keep your sanity when paradoxes start stacking higher than your unpaid bills.

From paradox-proof plans to the absurd philosophies of those who claim they've "solved" time travel (spoiler: they haven't), this book offers everything from practical advice to existential despair, sprinkled with just enough gallows humor to make you forget you're hopelessly outmatched.

It won't promise you victory-because, let's face it, they already saw this coming-but it will promise you one thing: the satisfaction of knowing you tried. And maybe, just maybe, that's enough to break the loop.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FSL2MPSC
• ISBN13: 9798266991927
• Release Date: September 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 88 Pages
• Weight: 0.28 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"