How to Get Your Fucking Money Back: And Other Survival Tips for the Modern Age (Including Presidential Fun Facts & Trivia)

By Scott Ritcher

You're excused for thinking this book contains helpful information about demanding refunds. It doesn't. In fact, soon after you crack the cover, you'll that the book has morphed into another book entirely, one called "Presidential Fun Facts & Trivia." That second book quickly dissolves into detours through bird spotting and table-setting etiquette. Those books then books become recurring characters in a 90-page "About the Author" section. A cast of characters and Ritcher's alter egos regale you with details of how he served in the Belgian National Guard, launched the Burger Chef restaurant chain, hosted the hit TV show Animal Autopsy, starred in an Oscar-nominated feature, and spent several years married to Kirsten Dunst during her two terms as governor of Kentucky. Almost none of it is true (but some of it is). "How to Get Your Fucking Money Back" is an absurd, heavily footnoted, 154-page ride that gleefully disregards reality, the rules of storytelling and some common respect for the English language.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0988266350
• ISBN13: 9780988266353
• Release Date: June 2023
• Publisher: K Composite Media
• Length: 156 Pages
• Weight: 0.29 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 4.3" x 7.0"