How to Fake Your Death and Still Be Late to Work

By Dustin Gross

What starts as a desperate attempt to dodge a budget meeting ends with a man accidentally faking his death and becoming a cult hero for the terminally overworked.

Dave Sanders-mid-level analyst, professional ghoster (literally), and emotional support human to a cat with abandonment issues-wanted one thing: to escape corporate hell. One canoe mishap and a viral Reddit thread later, he's presumed dead, meme-ified, and mysteriously more loved than he ever was alive.

As Dave navigates life on the run-armed with nothing but granola bars, sarcasm, and a growing fanbase of internet truthers-he must reckon with his past, his cat, and the absurdity of being famous for disappearing.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F38DNQPR
• ISBN13: 9798316289301
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 96 Pages
• Weight: 0.23 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.0" x 8.0"