How to Celebrate National Days: Instructions for Enjoying Daily Pseudo-Holidays, Volume 2

By Certain Doom

Every day's an adventure and/or terrifying ordeal with Certain Doom. Learn about the pseudo-holidays we call "national days" and how to celebrate them with this little book of questionable advice. This volume is a little different from our last and has - SPOILER ALERT - a light narrative sprinkled across several days. Sort of like a Choose Your Own Adventure, but you never get to choose anything. Hooray! People are saying nice things about this book and Certain Doom! "In an ideal world, Wikihow should be written for Victorian lizard people, therapy should be sponsored by jelly beans and bleach, and the cooking channel should be hosted by happy goths. They should make you smile but also kill you IRL. 'Certain Doom' is all of this. Cheerfully demented prose-poetry." - Kevin Tang, Author and Founding Editor of Blunderbuss Magazine "Irreverent, imaginative, and hilarious. If Calendar Man decided to stop harassing Batman and happened to idolize Dave Barry, this is what he'd write. Stuffed to the brim with good ideas and even greater jokes, I defy you not to crack a smile at this." - Matthew Laurence, Author of Freya "In today's world it is a rare occurrence for busy people to feel truly human. With the hustle and bustle of daily life, it is important to be reminded to take some time each day and enjoy who and what is around us - the feelings that make us uniquely human. "How to Celebrate National Days" is a fantastic reminder of this principle, guiding us through fun, and often quirky, daily celebrations that do more than just let us fill our mouths with hot dogs or create a talk show in an elevator - they remind us to 'let go' for a little while each day, enjoy life, and be truly human. PS: I'm totally eating hot dogs on my birthday :) - Matt "Sevadus" Zagursky, Twitch Personality, N3rdfusion CEO, and otter trainer. "I am going to tweet the f#<% out of this book!" - Ed Annunziata, Game designer, entrepreneur, and creator of Ecco the Dolphin as well as dozens of games you have played and enjoyed.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1549624490
• ISBN13: 9781549624490
• Release Date: August 2017
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 64 Pages
• Weight: 0.33 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.2" x 6.0"