How To Be Happy Said: Grumpy

By Grumpy Hissington

How To Be Happy Said Grumpy, by Grumpy Hissington. - yes, that's her full name. The plot? 100% of the pages are cat language, except for the back cover. Surprise real English words, where she spills: my rescue from the streets, my life and wisdom.

Who should get this?
- The cat-mom friend who kisses her cat goodnight. Hand it over. Let her sit there translating, tears in her eyes, thinking she's special and then frame the cover.
- The prankster in you. Wrap it like normal, say deep literature, and watch your friends or family members' reaction.
- Your coffee table. It's prettier than your fern and twice as judgmental, guests won't know better. Or would they?
- Yourself, because honestly, you've read worse and you have a sense of humor. Because you just want to say "I'm a cat person" without explaining.
- Your cat, because it's written in its native language.

Dedicated to every cat we got out of a gutter, every kitten we bottle-fed, every soul that almost didn't make it - but did They can't read. But they know.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GH8TYQLC
• ISBN13: 9798243986045
• Release Date: January 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 322 Pages
• Weight: 0.95 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 6.0" x 9.0"