How to be a lousy host Are you tired of being the perfect host? Do you want to make a good impression, but don't know how? Do you want your guests to leave as soon as possible? If so, this book is for you In "How to be a bad host", you'll learn how to be obnoxious, acidic, sarcastic, and rude during Christmas. With these tips, you'll be able to make your guests uncomfortable, unhappy, and ultimately want to go home. Here are some tips to get you started: Don't go out of your way to prepare food. Serve cold, reheated food or, better yet, none at all Don't play Christmas music or decorations. Make your guests feel like they're in an office or library. Don't be friendly or welcoming. Be cold, aloof and sometimes even rude. With a little practice, you can become a lousy Christmas host. Your guests will hate you, but you'll have a great time. What are you waiting for, buy this book today and start enjoying Christmas Features: Practical tips on how to be a lousy host Acid and sarcastic humor Ideal for those who want to make a good impression? Or not Who should read it? Anyone who wants to be a lousy host People who enjoy making others feel uncomfortable People who hate Christmas
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