How Not To Swim With Sharks

By Adam Thornton

How Not to Swim with Sharks
Dive into the laugh-out-loud guide that proves the best way to swim with sharks... is not to In How Not to Swim with Sharks, you'll discover wildly unwise "tips" guaranteed to turn any serene ocean dip into a fin-tastic fiasco. From stashing tuna sandwiches in your swimsuit pockets to mistaking a shark's head for your trusty pool floatie, each page delivers a fresh and utterly ridiculous survival hack you'll hopefully never need.

Packed with bold, black-and-white cartoons, this book's one-liners capture every glorious misstep:

"Splash wildly-sharks know you're fun "

"Swim solo at dusk-that's when the ocean parties start."

"Tug a shark's tail for good luck."

Whether you're a thrill-seeker or land-lover, you'll crack up at these outlandish "advice" scenarios and the accompanying line art that brings each disastrous moment to life. Perfect as a gag gift, coffee-table conversation starter, or just a cheeky read before your next beach getaway, How Not to Swim with Sharks reminds us all that sometimes the best survival skill is knowing when to stay on dry land.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F8VQCDHZ
• ISBN13: 9798283960289
• Release Date: May 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 28 Pages
• Weight: 0.11 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"