How Not to Build a Pillow Fort

By: Burach, Ross

Prepare for outrageous fun and shenanigans in this madcap companion to How NOT to Make a Jelly Sandwich from the creator of the beloved Very Impatient Caterpillar series. Perfect for fans of Dragons Love Tacos, We Don't Eat Our Classmates, The Food Group series, and If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.

Why be simple when you can be silly?

Frankie has her own way of doing things--the FUN way

In her world, the ordinary becomes more enjoyable with a little original thinking. If you want to build a pillow fort to hide from dragons, for example, just follow Frankie's five simple steps:

1. Enroll in circus school

2. Help a giant

3. Open a watering hole for horses

4. Parachute from a plane

5. Get a hungry wolf to chase you

Taking inspiration from the classic elementary school assignment, writing a "how to," this playful, twisty adventure, filled with ingenious shenanigans, is an unbridled celebration of imagination and creativity that is just pure FUN

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GYGW8YHN
• ISBN13: 9798225002756
• Release Date: March 2027
• Publisher: Scholastic Press
• Length: 40 Pages
• Age Range: 4 to 8 years
• Grade Range: Preschool to Grade 3