How Fast is a Fart ?: A Poot Patrol Adventure

By Hunter Smith and Adam Smith

How Fast Is a Fart?
A Poot Patrol Adventure

Welcome to Fartopolis-a city powered by kindness, courage, and laughter, where the legendary Poot Patrol protects kids from shame wherever it strikes.

When a mysterious classroom crisis erupts at Wind Break Middle School, heroes Fart Girl, Boy Winder, and Sir Pootsalot must race into action against their smelliest threat yet: the villainous Dr. Shamenator.

As embarrassment spreads faster than ever, one big question remains...

Can kindness outrun shame?

Filled with outrageous humor, unforgettable heroes, laugh-out-loud moments, and a surprisingly powerful message, How Fast Is a Fart? teaches children:

It's okay to laugh at life's embarrassing momentsKindness is stronger than crueltyFriendship can overcome fearEveryone deserves support

Perfect for kids ages 4-10, this wildly original adventure blends superhero action, silly fun, and social-emotional learning into one unforgettable story.

Join the Poot Patrol and discover why in Fartopolis...

Wind doesn't come between friends.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GZCLK541
• ISBN13: 9798259036987
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 26 Pages
• Weight: 0.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 8.5"