Hot Heir!

By Jed Cope

"It's life Jim, but not as we know it."

This is Royal Life, and it isn't anything like Bobby the ghost writer had expected, but then Bobby comes from the other side of the tracks and he never in a million years thought he'd end up here, working this gig.

Prince Bill, the heir to the throne, is despondent at the constant sniping and moaning that his younger brother, the Ginger Whinger has embarked upon. His younger sibling is aided and abetted by Morgan, the self-proclaimed Princess of the People, and there seems to be no end to their campaign of slights against the Monarchy.

So, not to be outdone, Princess Cathy galvanises her husband into action. If Horrible Henry can write a revelatory and ridiculous biography, then so can Billy. Only Cathy's plan is to trump Henry and his scheming wife and outmanoeuvre them, once and for all.

How?

By writing the most outlandish and far-fetched biography of all time.

Enter Bobby Handwork, the slightly famous writer of books of an oddball, bizarro, far-fetched fantasy nature. His landmark novel, Breastworld is a story about Norm, a pensions actuary who lives on his girlfriend's nipple. That ground breaking piece of subversive art is about to be eclipsed by his interpretation of Prince Bill's life story, Hot Heir!

All's well that ends well, but can Bobby bank on a happy ending?

With warring and scheming royals involved, probably not!

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0BZFFX1MF
• ISBN13: 9798388268808
• Release Date: March 2023
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 256 Pages
• Weight: 0.76 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.0" x 9.0"