Honey B., Sexual Consultant

By Kathleen K.

"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Honey B. I used to make love for a living. Then I retired, I guess you could say I quit fucking around. I was moving away from the genitalia ghetto, I got the idea I could live easier in a more cerebral neighborhood. I decided to become a sexual consultant because my experience had taught me some basic facts of life. (1) Acts of sex could be considered like snowflakes: no two are alike and their lifespans are not impressive. (2) If left to their own devices, people forget to charge their batteries. (3) Audacity is its own reward. I had managed to hit the high road as a sex pro, I expected no less when I switched to sharing sensual secrets for profit. Sexotic counseling is not the norm, you can find a tutor for math and a trainer for fitness but it isn't "done" to ask for help in making love... I give Frank advice about Dick."Honey B., Sexual Consultant is the "anchor" book of a quintet celebrating the wit and wisdom of a call-girl turned erotic advisor. We meet her in the first book Honey B., The Suite Life, now she's back in Book II. This vintage Boomer porn is a witty take on human appetite and capacity for fantasy and delusion.This is inventive, intelligent, inclusive erotica mixing the graphic with the romantic in vivid vignettes. A rowdy kaleidoscope of frank sexuality and sly innuendo, reflecting and refracting what is nice about naughty. You are invited to enjoy this bedside reader for the adult mind.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1494412098
• ISBN13: 9781494412098
• Release Date: March 2014
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 196 Pages
• Weight: 0.63 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.0" x 0.5" x 5.3"