Honest Dating App Profiles: A Collection of Almost Romantic Poetry and Stuff

By Michael Gallowglas

Surreal poems about the reality of dating in the 21st Century.

"If I'd read this sooner, I would have stayed away from knives." - J. Capulet

"Not quite droll enough to be mildly amusing." - E Bennet

"The only love potion you'll ever need." - R. Montague

"The true soul of a romantic, despite obvious, superficial deficiencies." C. D. Bergerac

"The words within distill love down to it's truest essence." - Casanova

"Less talent than Kit Marlow." - Shakespeare (edited)

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DWW5T9DM
• ISBN13: 9798897669738
• Release Date: February 2025
• Publisher: Genre Underground
• Length: 70 Pages
• Weight: 0.20 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.5" x 8.5"