Home Grown Stories & Home Fried Lies

By Mitch Jayne

Book Overview

Home Grown Stories & Home Fried Lies is a delightful look at the colorful life of Mitch Jayne and his time spent in - and out - of the Ozarks. From teaching in one-room schools to the Hollywood big... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1882467302
• ISBN13: 9781882467303
• Release Date: May 2000
• Publisher: Wildstone Media
• Length: 284 Pages
• Weight: 0.81 lbs.
• Dimensions: 5.5" x 8.5"

Customer Reviews

Home Grown Stories and Home Fried Lies, by Mitch Jayne

I recommend this book whole-heartedly to anyone who has ever been or known a hillbilly, or to anyone who is a wanna-be hillbilly, or to anyone who likes to snicker, chuckle, giggle their way through a very well-written and entertaining piece of word sketches that illuminate the whole Ozarkian mystique. A unique gift because it's a genuine conversation starter, and appeals to a broad readership. Love it!

Hilarious Read

This book was full of great stories and caused me to laugh so hard I had tears running down my face several times. This was unfortunate because I was on an airplane at the time and the people sitting next to me were trying to sleep. I didn't love the sections of the book where the author talked about his experiences with the Andy Griffith Show but other than that it was excellent.

If you've worn out your Twain, try Jayne

Sure, Mark Twain was pretty good, but what's he done lately? The Greatest Living American Humorist (take that, Garrison Keillor!) you've never heard of is Mitch Jayne who, like Twain before him, is a Missourian and a storyteller par excellence. As a founding member of The Dillards, Jayne regaled bluegrass audiences with his country store brand of whimsy before "retiring" to a second career as a humor columnist for newspapers and magazines. The bedrock of Jayne's humor has always been his adopted home, the Ozarks, a region apparently supernaturally fertile for producing bushels of funny stuff. "Home Grown Stories..." is Jayne's autumnal harvest of a lifetime spent soaking up the peculiar language of a peculiar people in a peculiar land and his magician's trick of making you homesick for a place you've never been.Jayne commences with his personal definition of the Ozarks in a brilliant passage that is as compact and elegantly pastoral as the lyrics he wrote for The Dillards' song catalog. It's the only serious prose in the book, after which Jayne whisks the reader to the funny stuff. The book's loose structure as a sort of reluctant autobiography allows Jayne to go off on as many storytelling detours as he is wont, and he is very, very wont. Just about EVERYTHING reminds Jayne of a funny story, and it's to his everlasting credit how seamlessly he works his bottomless pickle barrel of them into the narrative. Most of the stories are about real Ozarkians Jayne has known and, because they're an earthy people, he's occasionally obliged for authenticity's sake to use words never uttered in Floyd's Barber Shop. For the most part, though, Jayne keeps the ribaldry on a PG-13 level that won't do anyone any lasting harm.Jayne describes Ozarkians as "...people who had little commerce with modern speech and liked their own better" and his love affair with Ozark English - surely an oxymoron - is writ large on every page. Ozarkians speak "Mother Tongue" (inherited language), which abounds in quaint, majestic words (countenance, blackguard) that have a distinctly Shakespearian ring to them and homemade sayings so rustic, they'd bewilder Snuffy Smith. Knowing how daunting the dialect is, Jayne has kindly included an Ozark dictionary to help readers decipher sentences like, "Some eats boughten vittles, but I always take a bait of dinner in a poke." Say what??A raconteur as freewheeling as Jayne needs an illustrator of equal passion and versatility. In Diana Jayne, his wife and "other, wiser half," he has exactly that. Working in a variety of styles and mediums, Ms. Jayne's black and white drawings of everything from Andy Griffith and the Darling Boys to a killer ostrich (really!) and a hearing aid from hell (Jayne writes candidly about being "as deaf as a snake") are charming, funny and, sometimes, downright striking. Her portrait of Zeke Dooley, an uproariously colorful hillbilly character Jayne created for his wildly inventive "Hickory Holler Time" radio program

All True, All Lies

I have read this book and all the reviews of it. Both the book and the reviews are entirely true. How any educated or uneducated person can live without it is beyond my understanding except that most of the Ozarks now has indoor plumbing. Mitch Jayne and his wife, Diana, have written a wonderful book that combines verbal and visual humor. Diana has given us sketches that are funny and real and honest. Mitch has given us stories with bark on them that remind us why people love the Ozarks as tears roll down their face from laughter. But lest you think this is a book of jokes, be warned. It is also book written in a graceful style about life in and out of the Ozarks and the English language that separates the Ozarker from Americans. Only Donald Harington and Vance Randolph have been able make such a combination work. Add Mitchell F. Jayne of the Dillards and Darling Boys to that list.

Home Grown Stories & Home Fried Lies

I recently read "Home Grown Stories & Home Fried Lies", authored by Mith Jayne. The book was a refreshing look at a time gone by, a time when life was much simpler, moved at a much slower pace and at a time when friends and neighbors seemed to be of much more importance than today.This book is full of very funny short stories, thoughts and experiencies that relate to the Ozarks. Perhaps what separates this book from ohters is that the characters are real (living and dead) characters that exist. I happen to know many of the characters and this book illustrates a very accurate account of some of the wonderful characters in the Ozarks. It illustrates the fun loving nature and unique character and traits that depict ed the Ozarks just a few short years ago. If you are looking for lively, fun reading entertainment, have any ties or interest at all in the Ozarks or human interest in general, I recommend this book. You can still find a lot of characters in the Ozarks, however, as the book indicates, the Walmarts, computers and other changes are making this behavior more and more difficult to find.