Holy Crocodiles!: A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to Egyptian Mythology

By Dustin Gross

Ancient Egypt was a mess. The gods were dramatic, the afterlife was full of bureaucratic nightmares, and crocodiles were way too involved in politics.

Packed with sarcastic commentary, ridiculous myths, and historically accurate nonsense, this book is perfect for history nerds, mythology fans, and anyone who loves their gods with a side of snark.Whether you're a mythology expert or just here for the chaos, Holy Crocodiles is your ultimate crash course in divine dysfunction.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F1N319GY
• ISBN13: 9798314360156
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 106 Pages
• Weight: 0.25 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.0" x 8.0"