Holy Crap!!

By Shweta Jain

A Surprisingly Useful but Slightly Gross Guide for what's Coming Out of You! Now you'll never poop the same way again! Because that brown business is not waste! It's wisdom!! Holy Crap! is the ultimate, no-nonsense, slightly gross--but shockingly useful--guide to your #2 business. Whether you're a frequent flyer on the porcelain express or someone who hasn't had a "satisfying session" since the 2010s, this hilarious and informative book breaks down what's coming out of you, why it matters, and how to fix it when things go... sideways. Inside, you'll discover: What your poop type, texture, and timing really reveal The "Poop Family Tree"--from the Ghost Wipe to the Endless Crayon The "Poop Myth Buster" that takes down all the crap you thought you knew about crap What different colors and smells say about your health (and what should send you sprinting to a doctor, not Google) The Poop Horoscope (yes, really) and why your zodiac might be secretly constipated And a color palette you'll wish you never saw--but can't stop analyzing afterward All served with a heavy helping of sarcasm and just enough science to make you feel smart while laughing your ass off (pun fully intended). So go ahead--flush the shame. Embrace the brown truth. Because once you read this book, you'll never look at poop the same way again.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F63DS1MD
• ISBN13: 9798280635722
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 108 Pages
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.3" x 5.5"