History of the World

By Johann Bachmann

The most dangerously hilarious history book ever written. ? They told you history was written by the winners. That was the first lie. From the mind of Johann Bachmann, History of the World is a completely accurate, 100% true (definitely not satirical) retelling of everything that has ever happened-according to people who probably shouldn't be trusted. Discover the real stories behind history's greatest cover-ups: The Big Bang Hoax - Scientists say the universe was an accident. Donald Trump says otherwise. Atlantis Was Real (and It Was Amazing) - A booming real estate empire... until the lizard people ruined everything. Dinosaurs Were the First Victims of Woke Culture - Overregulated into extinction, poor T-Rex never stood a chance. The Trojan Horse Wasn't a Horse - It was a luxury hotel on wheels, and the Trojans gladly invited the Greeks inside. Sleepy Biden Is a Time Traveler - Ever wondered why he always looks lost? Turns out, he is. The Pyramid Conspiracy - They weren't tombs. They were MAGA-era spaceports designed to launch humanity into the stars. This book is equal parts conspiracy theory, satire, and absolute nonsense-but one thing is for sure: It's way more fun than your history textbook. (Warning: Reading this book may result in excessive laughter, critical thinking, or questioning everything you've ever been told. Proceed with caution.)

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F4CN1ZPF
• ISBN13: 9798230075554
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Johann Bachmann
• Length: 264 Pages
• Weight: 0.79 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 6.0" x 9.0"