High Seas Low Standards. A Jeff Goon Story

By Alex Winski

High Seas Low Standards is a collection of absurd, half-true, half-invented tales centered around Jeff "Goon," a man too absurd to be fake and too real to be forgotten. From desert barracks mishaps and drunken zoo dates to cruise ship cheese heists and failed workboat adventures, this book rides the line between memoir and tall tale. Think The Big Lebowski joins the Marine Corps, downs a case of High Life, and accidentally stumbles into legend.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1257256165
• ISBN13: 9781257256167
• Release Date: October 2025
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Length: 108 Pages
• Weight: 0.62 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.8" x 8.3"