High Hopes, Cheap Ropes: When Bad Ideas Go Airbourne

By Scott Thomley

When Roy and Donald decide they're qualified to start their own bungee jumping business, they figure all they need is a bridge, a homemade business sign, and a whole lot of confidence. What they don't have is experience...or a clue.

Their grand opening quickly turns into a spectacular comedy of errors filled with hilarious misunderstandings, equipment mix-ups, angry customers, skeptical deputies, and one disaster after another. As word spreads about the craziest redneck business in town, Roy and Donald discover that running an adventure company is a lot harder than hanging up a "Now Open" sign.

If you love redneck comedy, Southern humor, buddy comedy, laugh-out-loud fiction, outdoor adventures, country comedy, and hilarious misadventures, you'll love following Roy and Donald as they stumble from one bad decision to the next.

Inside you'll find:

Hilarious redneck comedy and backwoods humor.Nonstop buddy comedy featuring Roy & Donald.A disastrous small-business adventure with plenty of unexpected twists.Funny run-ins with locals, deputies, and frustrated customers.One bad idea that somehow keeps getting worse.Fast-paced Southern fiction packed with laughs from beginning to end.

HIGH HOPES, CHEAP ROPES proves that when two rednecks chase the American dream, the results are guaranteed to be unforgettable... and completely disastrous.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H9GFP54Q
• ISBN13: 9798187927739
• Release Date: July 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 82 Pages
• Weight: 0.20 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.0" x 8.0"