Hey Zombies! Thanks for Nothing

By Wayven Pienaar

Hey Zombies Thanks for Nothing

Three souls from 1987. One chaotic 2026. Zero clue what's going on.

When a freak accident at a convention center catapults an unlikely trio forty years into the future, they discover that the "world of tomorrow" isn't exactly what the movies promised. They have four weeks to find out whether the future is a victory lap or a dumpster fire.

Meet the time-travelers:

The Reporter: Hard-hitting and looking for the scoop of the century...if she can stop screaming at the touchscreens.The 11th Grader: A cynical teen who was "over it" in 1987 and is even less impressed by the apocalypse of 2026.The 'Hobo': He didn't ask to travel through time; he just followed the scent of free appetizers and ended up in a different era.

From the nostalgia of the eighties to the biting absurdity of the modern world, Hey Zombies Thanks for Nothing is a high-octane, laugh-out-loud exploration of human nature. It's polished, poignant, and definitely worth the sleep you'll lose binge-reading it.

If you enjoy sharp wit, fish-out-of-water chaos, and social satire that hits like a ton of bricks, this is the book you've been waiting for.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GW9H5VS7
• ISBN13: 9798233270727
• Release Date: March 2026
• Publisher: Wayven Pienaar
• Length: 210 Pages
• Weight: 0.47 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.0" x 8.0"