Hey Zombies! Thanks for Nothing

By Wayven Pienaar

THEY SURVIVED THE 80s. BUT CAN THEY SURVIVE A TUESDAY IN 2026?

In 1987, life was simple: big hair, cassette tapes, and the only "feed" you worried about was the one for your pet goldfish. But for Daphne, Dwayne and Jeremy, a literal glitch in time has just dumped them into the chaotic, hyper-connected, AI-obsessed madness of 2026.

They expected flying cars. Instead, they got "smart" toasters that judge your bread choices, humans who have forgotten how to look up from their palms, and a world that feels more brain-dead than any horror movie.

Hey Zombies Thanks for Nothing is a razor-sharp, hilarious dive into the absurdity of the modern age. It's a story for anyone who:

Misses the days when "logging on" wasn't a lifestyle.

Wonders if we've all become the "walking dead" of the digital era.

Wants a laugh-out-loud reminder of what it actually means to be human.

Equal parts Back to the Future and Idiocracy, this is the social satire we need right now, a neon-soaked wake-up call for a world that's forgotten how to unplug.

Are you ready to see the future through eighties eyes? Pick up your copy today and join the revolution against the "Smart" Apocalypse.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GJL6L5V8
• ISBN13: 9798245310794
• Release Date: January 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 204 Pages
• Weight: 0.53 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 8.5"