Here Be Sports: A Sportsbook Written to Accommodate the Shortcomings of the Sportually Illiterate

By Mitchell John Halley

A sportsbook written to accommodate the shortcomings of the sportually illiterate. Here be Sports is the timeless tale of Sports McGee, and his quest to become the very best sportsball sportsguy ever! But oh no, the school bully, Rahul Livingston, might have some OTHER ideas for what Sports McGee should do if you catch my drift! Okay, honestly now, HBSASWTATSOTSI is a parody of sorts of the genre of "Sports Novel". It busts over twenty-seven [27] Sports Novel Related Tropes in only 63 pages! It's TOTALLY worth the eight dollars five cents plus shipping, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! Oh yeah, and those sportsfacts on the cover are totally 100%% truth. The word sports really DOES appear one thousand, five hundred, seventy-four times! I counted myself! (not really) Anything else I should add? Oh! How about REVIEW ARCHIVE HIGHLIGHTS? "[...] funny [...]" "This book is [...] very good. Definitely [...] worth the $8 it costs. DO [...] BUY!" ok that's it

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1312143746
• ISBN13: 9781312143746
• Release Date: September 2014
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Length: 64 Pages
• Weight: 0.23 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"