H.E.L.P.: Heaven's Entry Lube Park

By Timothy L Edwards

And in the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Many, many years later, he decided to build a lube park on Earth. We, being Enya Deep and Justin Alittle, were unwittingly drafted by God himself, perhaps with some input from his famous son, to make His lube park a reality.

Enya hoped that God would appear again to explain the importance of lube to the park. Wouldn't water be sufficient he wondered? Or maybe God would appear on opening day. Much to his disappointment, God never again visited Enya or the park. Maybe He lost interest in the lube park and moved on to healing crippled children or ensuring his favorite team won a sporting event. Who knows? He is God after all and can do whatever He wants to do, whenever He wants to do it. No one is allowed to question His motives. But Enya was inspired by the word of God, and made it his calling to build the park. Enya believed that God would bless the lube park, (appearance or not) making it profitable.

Guests may enjoy coffee at the Latte Day Saints Coffee Bar, or a cold brew at Saint John the Taptist Bar. Those who like adventure may Lube the Disciples, ride the Holy Roller, or surf on the Pope on a Slippery Slope. When hunger sets in guests must choose from many fine restaurants, Burning Bush BBQ, or 666-The Mark of the Feast are popular! At the end of the day why not watch the Bible Thumpers Beats show or watch the Mary Magdalene Burlesque show.

Let the adventure begin.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0BJ4PTVD9
• ISBN13: 9798357351333
• Release Date: October 2022
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 74 Pages
• Weight: 0.24 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"