Hello. I am a Cat.: A real-life cat simulator book for the underprivileged people who don't own a cat

By Katelyn Scott

Alrighty unfortunate, deprived people who don't share their home with a cat, it's finally here. The ultimate cat simulator book to fill all of your catting needs. Experience a feline enriched life through a cat's eye perspective and gain life-changing insight on how cats see the world. You will never look at the universe the same way again.This snarky little pocket book is filled with the innermost thoughts of a cat that are sure to make both cat-lovers and non-cat lovers laugh a lot. Like, a whole bunch. Seriously. Expect abs from your laughter. DISCLAIMER: The author of this book is not responsible for brain implosions, uncontrollable meowing, or the inevitable longing to own a cat. Read at your own risk. But don't worry because this book is completely safe you'll be fine.By the way, this book uses the word "crap". If this word offends you in any way or goes against your upstanding morals, just bleep it out in your head when reading it. (I'm not going to tell you not to buy my book what kind of a marketing cat enthusiast do you think I am?)

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1523345071
• ISBN13: 9781523345076
• Release Date: December 2015
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 70 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.2" x 6.0"