Heart on for Dragon

By Julia Mills

I've got a Heart on for my Dragon, and nuthin' stops a Brown Witch - not even you

Valentine's Day went off without a hitch. Love was in the air. Arrows were flying. The chocolate-covered cherries were extra good, and...
Drum roll, please...
My hunka-hunka-burning love returned from parts unknown.

Everything was wonderful. The world was in love. I was in love. Even Bernie smiled for half-a-second
And then it happened...
Bibiddy-bobbity- blech-ack-gag-gag-gag

Whisked across the galaxy, thrown into a hole in the ground, and separated from my Dragon, my happily ever after was brutally rebuffed, and Goddess help us all, somebody touched my butt
This crap will not stand

Just let me get my Magic back, and I'll be opening a can of whoop ass and not even asking for initials or my name's not Violet E. Brown, Witch Extraordinaire and Keeper of the Spark of Love

Watch out, bad guys Back up Spiorpion My spellin' fingers are cocked, and Bernie's fit to be tied We're coming to save my Dragon Man, jerk a knot in your tail, and send you back to the Hell from whence you came.

Valentine's Day may be over, but the Love only stops when I say so. That's my gig. That's who I am. Amor is what I do Ya' hear me, Bad Guy?

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0CT48MP2S
• ISBN13: 9798224587322
• Release Date: January 2024
• Publisher: Julia Mills
• Length: 128 Pages
• Weight: 0.29 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.0" x 8.0"