Attention all adventurers with a funny bone Are you tired of grim-faced paladins, brooding rogues, and wizards who wouldn't know a joke if it polymorphed them? Then boy, do we have the class for you
Introducing the Harlequin, the only D&D class that treats a dragon's lair like an improv stage and a lich's phylactery like a whoopee cushion. With " The Harlequin " you'll learn to:
Slay 'em with slapstick Why use a sword when a rubber chicken does the job with style?Turn every critical fail into a standing ovationWorship Leporis, the divine rabbit who puts the 'fun' in 'smiting fundamentalists'Master the art of pratfalling so gracefully, even the Rogue will be jealousBut wait, there's more Order now, and you'll get:
10+ side-splitting feats (and we don't mean the acrobatic kind... okay, maybe a few)A full array of magic items that would make any sensible adventurer facepalmExclusive access to the Laughing Labyrinth, where the beer flows like water and the XP flows like... slightly thicker waterWarning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggling, newfound popularity at taverns, and a sudden urge to punch evil in the funny bone.
Don't let your campaign be another grimdark snoozefest Grab "No Laughing Matter" today and remember: in a world of swords and sorcery, the greatest weapon is a well-timed whoopee cushion.