
So, my Chihuahua humped a bear. Excuse me, a giant, bear-like dog. Now the bear's scorching hot owner is on my case, demanding an STD test ... for my pet. Another problem with this dog-on-dog molestation? The bear's mysterious owner may be the key to funding my new venture and...
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As? que mi chihuahua ha se ha tirado a una osa. Perd?n, a una perra enorme, igualita a una osa. Ahora mismo tengo a su due?o, un t?o s?per-bueno, abronc?ndome y exigi?ndome que haga una prueba de ETS... a mi mascota, claro est?. Quer?is saber...
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Dus mijn Chihuahua heeft een beer bereden. Neem me niet kwalijk, een gigantische, beerachtige hond. Nu zit de zinderend lekkere eigenaar van die beer achter me aan en eist een SOA-test... voor mijn huisdier. Een ander probleem met deze aanranding van hond-op-hond?...
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Bon, alors mon chihuahua a saut? un ours. Excusez-moi, un ?norme chien aux allures d'ours. Maintenant, j'ai le propri?taire ultra canon dudit ours sur le dos; il exige un test MST... pour mon chien. L'autre probl?me caus? par cette affaire...
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Ent?o, meu Chihuahua transou com um urso. Quero dizer, um cachorro gigante parecido com um urso. Agora, o dono - muito sexy - do urso est? no meu p?, exigindo um teste de DST... do meu animal de estima??o. Voc? acha isso pouco? O outro problema...