What would you do if you were a down on your luck bulldozer operator, sans hero, who just wants a beer and a chance to enjoy it. He saved thousands of lives, even the bloody planet, got elected as President of Mars, and they are still shooting at him Go figure Excerpt from Hard Spaces: First, I got sent to prison for something I didn't do I told ya I was having lunch at Charlie's Then you send me on a one-way trip to bloody Mars I mean really, Mars?...