Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

by Jim Norton

Book Overview

Jim Norton is a pervert in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls.... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1416950222
• ISBN13: 9781416950226
• Release Date: July 2007
• Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment
• Length: 233 Pages
• Weight: 3.00 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.9" x 5.8" x 8.6"

Customer Reviews

Informative, insightful... whoops, wrong book!

"Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch" delves into the deepest, darkest nooks and crannies of little Jimmy's mind. He gives insightful information regarding negotiating the balloon knot while avoiding butterscotch pudding. This is must-read material for closet pantie sniffers everywhere. This book will surely be found under mattresses around the world. Run right out and steal a copy as soon as you can. I was lucky enough to be given a copy by Jimmy's nephew Franko from MyTailerPark dot com. Jimmy had given it to Nansee as partial payment for a logging job that she did for him. Reading this will surely relieve your own log jam! This book is best read while sipping golden treats right from the faucet.

A must read for all

Jim gives a very stern warning at the beginning of the book and it's something that really needs to be adhered to. If you are a fan of the Opie & Anthony Show & of L'il Jim Norton or just a fan of edgy self-deprecating humor, you'll love this book. I've been Ell-O-Elling from the warning on. If you're a stick in the mud, you should read this as well - you might actually do something you haven't done in awhile - laugh without worrying about your face breaking. MEOW

What a Fancy Man!

I listen to the Ramone and Frunkkkkkis show all the time and when this gentleman comes on the air I always have a good laugh! One time when discussing eating cake Jim Norton said: "Moment on the lips, lifetime on the hips!" And my chums and I all had a nice chuckle. He is also the inventor of "Cat noise thurdseey's" (Not to be confuseed with phone call Thursday's) in which listeners phone the show and give their best cat noise impersonation! It's swell! James was also heckling a hooker from his car once and before he could get away, she took off his glasses and broke them. Jimmy, nearly blind, was forced to consult a policeman for help. Also, Steve from Yellowstone never sounded so funny as when he told Marge from the "Little Animal Shelter" to clutch her chest and fall face first into a litter box! What a great read while your waiting for your warsh to finish!

frrrrrrruunkis

Look out NY Times Best Sellers List-Great job Jim Hummerjon aka Jonebskiny- aka fan who gave Jim besest Christmas present ever

Pat Barenger

The book will sell 60 or 1 million copies it's first week. I'll go check.