Happy Bloody Christmas

By Jo Middleton

Book Overview

Don't miss the perfect Christmas present for yourself (or for that best friend who would definitely help you hide a body...)

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Anna's Christmas Eve To Do List:

1. Wrap the kids' presents​

2. Peel the potatoes ​

3. Get rid of the dead body?

Hungover and exhausted after her family's annual party, all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the world's biggest glass of wine.

But when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder, her plans are well and truly buggered.

A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she needs, but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours, turning her house into a crime scene is not an option. If she's going to save Christmas, it's up to Anna to find out what the hell's gone on. Oh - and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it.

And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen...

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READERS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS

'Had me in fits of laughter, tears streaming down my face ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Will be going in everyone's stockings this Christmas '⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Engaging and quirky in the very best way' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'A must read for Winter 2024 ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'I was absorbed from the very first page' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'I have never laughed so much while reading a book ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'So fresh, exciting, funny and intelligent ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Kept me guessing until the end ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'An absolute riotous Christmas cracker ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Motherland meets Agatha Christie....The funniest book I have read this year ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'I would 100% recommend this book ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

AUTHORS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS

'An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers ' MIKE GAYLE

'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.' IAN MOORE

'So funny, I'm annoyed I didn't write it ' GILL SIMS

'This hilarious, sweary, cheerful whodunnit is a full-on festive romp that will make you laugh out loud.' ADELE PARKS FOR Platinum

'The perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body ' CHRISSIE MANBY

'Hilarious, festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker ' FIONA LEITCH

'So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead ' HARPER FORD

'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read - terrific ' J.M. HALL

'Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second ' HANNAH HENDY

'Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit ' JONATHAN WHITELAW

'A five-star triumph ' ROSIE HANNIGAN

'Chock-full of proper jokes ' ABIGAIL BURDESS

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0008711100
• ISBN13: 9780008711108
• Release Date: October 2025
• Publisher: Avon Books
• Length: 336 Pages
• Weight: 0.50 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.9" x 5.1" x 7.5"